$(function() {
	$('<p id="randomQuote"><strong>Random Quotes: </strong></p>').insertAfter('ul.splash');
	var quote = [];
	quote[0] = "Watch out kid, they keep it all hid ~ Bob Dylan";
	quote[1] = "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. ~ Albert Einstein";
	quote[2] = "One thing I can tell you is you've got to be FREE! ~ John Lennon";
	quote[3] = "Trust, but verify ~ Ronald Reagan";
	quote[4] = "Lord, save me from your people ~ Seen on a bumper sticker";
	quote[5] = "Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours ~ Ronald Reagan";
	quote[6] = "I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it ~ Charles M. Schulz";
	quote[7] = "When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained ~ Mark Twain";
	quote[8] = "If you're not confused, you're not paying attention ~ Tom Peters";
	quote[9] = "A billion (trillion) here and a billion (trillion) there, and pretty soon you're talking real money ~  Everett Dirksen";
	quote[10] = "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons ~ Woody Allen";
	quote[11] = "If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in ~ Unknown";
	quote[12] = "Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself ~ Eleanor Roosevelt";
	quote[13] = "Democracy don't rule the world, You'd better get that in your head; This world is ruled by violence, but I guess that's better left unsaid ~ Bob Dylan";
	quote[14] = "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. ~ Albert Einstein"; 
	quote[15] = "To live outside the law, you must be honest ~ Bob Dylan";
	quote[16] = "If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to ~ Dorothy Parker";
	quote[16] = "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first ~ Ronald Reagan";
	quote[17] = "When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose ~ Bob Dylan";
	quote[18] = "It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this ~ Bertrand Russell";
	quote[19] = "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. ~ Albert Einstein";
	quote[20] = "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. ~  Kurt Vonnegut";
	quote[21] = "Sometimes the Devil comes as a man of peace ~ Bob Dylan";
	quote[22] = "If you don't want to be disappointed, assume the worst, and hope you are wrong ~ Unknown";
	quote[23] = "I don't know which is worse: getting older or getting wiser ~ NCIS TV Program";
	quote[24] = "A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul ~ George Bernard Shaw";
	quote[25] = "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything ~ Mark Twain";
	quote[26] = "If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all ~ Noam Chomsky";
	quote[27] = "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect ~ Mark Twain";
	quote[28] = "You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you'll get what you need ~ The Rolling Stones";
	quote[29] = "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant ~ Robert McCloskey";
	quote[30] = "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism ~ Thomas Jefferson";
	quote[31] = "You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows ~ Bob Dylan";
	quote[32] = "The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handle ~ Bob Dylan";
	quote[33] = "Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please ~ Mark Twain";
	quote[34] = "To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease ~ Lao-tzu";
	quote[35] = "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens ~ Woody Allen";
	quote[36] = "Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours ~ Ronald Reagan";
	quote[37] = "Believe you can and you're halfway there ~ Theodore Roosevelt";
	quote[38] = "An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience ~ Don Marquis";
	quote[39] = "Common sense is not so common ~ Voltaire";
	quote[40] = "It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer ~ Albert Einstein";
	quote[41] = "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore ~ Yogi Berra";
	quote[42] = "Always do whatever's next ~ George Carlin";
	quote[43] = "By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth ~ George Carlin";
	quote[44] = "Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did ~ George Carlin";
	quote[45] = "A reactionary is a somnambulist walking backwards ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt";
	quote[46] = "Remember you are just an extra in everyone else's play ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt";
	quote[47] = "Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand ~ Kurt Vonnegut";
	quote[48] = "He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened ~ Lao Tzu";
	quote[49] = "In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes ~ Benjamin Franklin (I'm not sure about the latter ~ David M. Lees)";
	quote[50] = "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt ~ Abraham Lincoln";
	quote[51] = "Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes ~ Andy Warhol";
	quote[52] = "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax ~ Albert Einstein";
	quote[53] = "We have the best Congress that money can buy ~ Will Rogers";
	quote[54] = "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on ~ Winston Churchill";
	quote[55] = "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics ~ Mark Twain";
	quote[56] = "You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough ~ Mae West";
	quote[57] = "Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results ~ Albert Einstein";
	quote[58] = "If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there ~ Lewis Carroll";
	quote[59] = "I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university ~ Albert Einstein";
	quote[60] = "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense ~ Tom Clancy";
	quote[61] = "Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously ~ Hunter S. Thompson";
	quote[62] = "Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life ~ Steve Jobs";
	quote[63] = "My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers ~ Woody Allen";
	var theQuote = Math.floor(Math.random()*quote.length);
	$('#randomQuote').append(quote[theQuote]);
}); // end ready