$(function() {
	var quote = [];
	quote[0] = "Watch out kid, they keep it all hid ~ Bob Dylan";
	quote[1] = "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. ~ Albert Einstein";
	quote[2] = "Think for yourself, because I won't be there with you ~ The Beatles";
	quote[3] = "Trust, but verify ~ Ronald Reagan";
	quote[4] = "Lord, save me from your people ~ Seen on a bumper sticker";
	quote[5] = "Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment ~ Buddha";
	quote[6] = "I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it ~ Charles M. Schulz";
	quote[7] = "When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained ~ Mark Twain";
	quote[8] = "If you're not confused, you're not paying attention ~ Tom Peters";
	quote[9] = "A billion (trillion) here and a billion (trillion) there, and pretty soon you're talking real money ~  Everett Dirksen";
	quote[10] = "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons ~ Woody Allen";
	quote[11] = "If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in ~ Unknown";
	quote[12] = "Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself ~ Eleanor Roosevelt";
	quote[13] = "Democracy don't rule the world, You'd better get that in your head; This world is ruled by violence, But I guess that's better left unsaid ~ Bob Dylan";
	quote[14] = "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. ~ Albert Einstein"; 
	quote[15] = "In truth, there was only one Christian, and he died on the cross ~ Friedrich Nietzsche";
	quote[16] = "If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to ~ Dorothy Parker";
	quote[16] = "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first ~ Ronald Reagan";
	quote[17] = "Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people ~ Eleanor Roosevelt";
	quote[18] = "It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this ~ Bertrand Russell";
	quote[19] = "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong ~ Voltaire";
	quote[20] = "I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability ~ Oscar Wilde";
	quote[21] = "Sometimes the Devil comes as a man of peace ~ Bob Dylan";
	quote[22] = "If you don't want to be disappointed, assume the worst, and hope you are wrong ~ Unknown";
	var theQuote = Math.floor(Math.random()*quote.length);
	$('#randomQuote').append(quote[theQuote]);
}); // end ready